Omelette’s
I woke up this morning at 5:30am which was nice, being a couple hours later than usual. After wallowing around for a while I came to the conclusion that I needed an omelet. As food is dwindling in our house there isn’t much to choose from in the way of what to eat, but we did have all that was necessary for an omelet. So as I’m frying up some Italian sausage, yeah that’s right, Italian sausage in the morning; first off I hate breakfast sausage, just doesn’t do anything for me, and secondly this is a little trick I learned from this awesome cafe in downtown KCMO if you ever want the best Italian breakfast you’ve ever had call me sometime before noon (because I don’t know how late they’re open) and I’ll take you there… and pay! It’s good trust me… just can’t think of the name of the place… oh well. Anyways, as the sausage is frying up I start whipping together some eggs and milk on the table, I turn my back for a minute to stir up the sausage and keep it from burning on one side. When I turn back around I bet you’ll never guess what I saw… Snickers on the table getting ready to share in my omelet batter… Now don’t get me wrong, I love this cat I’d do anything for this cat and I’ve actually cooked her dinner before, this being the same cat that curls up on my chest at night and keeps me warm. Out from my mouth comes the words “What is wrong with you cat!!!?!?!!? I did not give you that food!!!” which may have actually been a lot longer of a sentence with many other phrases like “I will destroy you!” and “Death shall meet you swiftly!” Either way she jumped down from the table instantly and stared at me from behind the chair with this look of “what’s wrong, you left it out for me didn’t you?” “No cat!! Mine! I will eat you!” If you hadn’t noticed I say strange things when I’m angry… Shortly after scolding my precious little animal I realised that me and her aren’t much different. In fact we’re not different at all.
Ok, so I can’t type this story out… I will return with an audio clip of myself though speaking this.